3/5

Category: Vibrator

Sometimes (usually when you’re horny but hammered) only a hard plastic vibe will do the job, and anything less than Richter-registering vibrations leads to passing out with your vibe between your thighs, only to wake up to dead batteries and frustration. Or maybe that’s just me.

The Bitch thankfully delivers enough of a punch to keep you awake; it takes two whopping C batteries, but they aren’t as easy to find in the corner shop as the more readily available AA variety, and the last thing you want to do when you’re horny is schlep around town trying to find something to power up your penis-substitute. It’s quicker to pull the real thing. Although The Bitch has made an effort with a few plastic gems stuck to the base, the rubber whip attached isn’t long enough to get a decent swing going for a spanking. So it’s more a friend for drunken nights.

Buy here: https://www.mysexytoys.co.uk/Taboo-Vibe—The-Bitch-Black-Vibrator-b2