Doc Johnson Vac-u-Lock E-Z rider

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock: The Toy That Makes Dildo Play Easy

1/5 stars

Category: Dildo

Scarlet Says

“This non-vibrating toy is designed to be ridden. The packaging suggests the base is the size of a Spacehopper, but it’s much smaller, meaning you have to crouch down until you’re almost sitting on the floor to straddle it. Tip: thighs of steel come in handy. However, the dildo attachment is a generous eight inches long and comes complete with hefty balls. Definitely one for monster cock fans and scaring away unwanted suitors.”

A Ride to Remember

If you’re looking for a hands-free thrill, the Doc Johnson Vac-u-Lock E-Z Rider Dildo delivers a unique experience, provided you’ve got the leg strength for it. Designed to be ridden rather than handheld, this non-vibrating toy gives you full control over the pace and depth of penetration.

A Base Built for (Sort Of) Balance

While the packaging suggests a Spacehopper-sized base, the reality is much smaller, meaning you’ll need to squat very low to straddle, which can be a challenge unless you’ve got thighs of steel. However, once you find your rhythm, it provides intense, hands-free pleasure.

For Size Queens And Power Players

The eight-inch dildo attachment is thick, sturdy, and realistic, complete with hefty balls for added stimulation. If you love the feeling of being completely filled, it won’t disappoint.

The Happy Finish

While the E-Z Rider Dildo isn’t for the faint-hearted, it’s a solid choice for size lovers and those who enjoy a more physical, rideable experience. Just be prepared for a leg workout; maybe it’s an excuse to miss the gym….

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