3/5 stars
Category: Vibrator
Scarlet Says
“Sometimes (usually when you’re horny but hammered) only a hard plastic vibrator will do the job, and anything less than Richter-registering vibrations leads to passing out with your vibe between your thighs, only to wake up to dead batteries and frustration. Or maybe that’s just me.
The Bitch thankfully delivers enough of a punch to keep you awake; it takes two whopping C batteries, but they aren’t as easy to find in the corner shop as the more readily available AA variety, and the last thing you want to do when you’re horny is schlep around town trying to find something to power up your penis-substitute. It’s quicker to pull the real thing. Although The Bitch has made an effort with a few plastic gems stuck to the base, the rubber whip attached isn’t long enough to get a decent swing going for a spanking. So it’s more a friend for drunken nights.”
No Frills, All Thrills
Sometimes, you don’t want subtle pulses, sleek silicone, or delicate design, you just want powerful, no-nonsense vibrations that hit like an earthquake, goddammit. That’s exactly what The Bitch Vibrator delivers.
Made from hard plastic, this beast is built for raw, rumbly ructions It takes two C batteries, which pack enough punch to keep you wide awake and satisfied, a blessing when you’re horny but hammered and need something that gets the job done.
The Downsides?
While The Bitch excels in sheer intensity, C batteries aren’t the easiest to find, which is frustrating when you’re in the mood but out of power. And while the base is decorated with plastic gems for a bit of glam, the attached rubber whip is more of an afterthought, it’s too short for any real spanking action.
The Happy Finish
If you want a no-fuss, high-power vibrator that delivers earth-shaking orgasms, The Bitch has you covered. Just make sure you stock up on batteries, because when this thing dies, so does the mood.
